May 2013
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jacklesandmoose:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
What if there was one of those Snickers commercials and it’s Sam and Dean except Sam is actually Lucifer and he’s torturing and just generally being awful and Dean goes, “Sammy, have a Snickers. You turn into the devil when you get too hungry.” And then the tagline flashes, “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
I AM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
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when i get paid on thursday i’m gonna get a haircut
aww yeah so excited
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Apartments
cs-elliot:
Snider tries his hand at creative nonfiction. Sort of. This is only a draft, I haven’t edited this beyond checking for grammar. Some grammatical “errors” were left in place for rhetorical effect.
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the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
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i had a dream that i didn’t have to go to work today because someone was covering my shift and then i woke up and i was an hour late
wHOOPS
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zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
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“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u
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theyellowbrickroad:
what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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authenticsouthern:
I want to lose weight but I also want to eat everything. :((((
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the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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orangelemonart:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
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haveirecoveredfromtwistandshout:
suckmycockles:
You don’t know pain until you fall in love with dean winchester
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noodle-suzuki:
Can we talk about Bro
And how he fucking split a meteor in half
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pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
if beer is an acquired taste then it is a taste that i never want to acquire
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how do you sneak up on a pokemon?
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